Susan Anderson: a desperate secret agent

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I received this email from a Susan Anderson. I can't say I know her or her work at Braintrainers, but I like the way she writes. Susan is convinced, and attempts to convince me that we know each other. The sheer range of the approaches she uses to invoke familiarity ends up blowing her cover; we have clearly never met. Regardless of whether she is a disembodied spam email or not, she is all the more mysterious. What could her incentive be for this flailing attempt at contact? I want to know more.